Speaking of being slaughtered, I know Martin has a reputation for killing popular characters, but so far the only characters to die have just made me think "expendable tourist." (OMT)
I just know he's going to kill Tyrion. Tyrion is the only character who is not boring or a complete asshole. Tyrion has his own priorities, and isn't wrapped up in being noble and saving the realm. And he's a badass dwarf. How many fantasy stories - any stories - have a badass dwarf that that isn't from a dwarf-people?
I just realized that Martin was having a joke in that one scene where Tyrion was forced to fight with an axe...
Tyrion looks out for Tyrion, and Tyrion keeps himself to his standards. He's not bad. He's not good. He's just himself, and I think it is more important (and interesting) to be yourself than to try to be what you're supposed to be.
Dany has that going for her too. She's supposed to be the meek, submissive child-bride, but then she decides she's taken enough crap, and she's going to take over the kingdoms.
Arya is not this type of character. Sure she learns to use a sword and defies her role as a gentle lady, but she is still concerned with being noble and good and whatever.
Still, I haven't been swearing at the book much at all anymore.
Just a few more little complaints.
1. The f'ing "Common Tongue." There is no language in the history of language that has ever been called the "Common Tongue." If one particular country that speaks one particular language becomes a really big trade powerhouse, then that language becomes dominant in the world and people learn it as a second language to communicate with many cultures, rather than trying to learn three or four languages. Even Esperanto had a proper name - and look how many people speak it now, anyway. But somehow, fantasy writers are too lazy to come up with an ethnic name for language, so they call the language of the patriarchal white pseudo-Europeans the "Common Tongue."
2. The king is never evil. Seriously. When a kingdom goes to shit, it's always the evil queen, or the evil minister, but evil kings are fought in battle - they don't actually run kingdoms. Kings can be weak or misled, but never evil.
It doesn't sound like I'm actually enjoying the book much, does it? I'm not. I just can't stop reading it anymore. And I was sad when Lady died. Then I was pissed because Arya had to lose Nymeria, and it was like "Oh, right, none of the girls get to be followed around by a big badass wolf, even though the three-year-old boy gets one."
And then Tyrion got thrown in a dungeon, and I was quite distressed about that, because shoot, Tyrion's the best part of this book. And I've been catching myself having "What's going to happen next?" moments, like after Robert dies.
Maybe a final post on this once I finish the book. Or maybe I'll find something new and interesting to blab about.
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